Miley Cyrus is "closer to the loard" by meeting her boy friend Justin Gaston

Thanks to her relationship with boyfriend Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus isn't just spending more time than ever with the paparazzi.
she is out promoting her new Hannah Montana film, and she stopped by The Rachel Ray Show. Rachel Ray and Miley Cyrus… together. It’s like the worst meeting of the minds, ever. Anyhoo, Miley told Rachel that she’s “never been closer to the Lord” since she met her 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston. Miley says that Justin “really made me read my Bible. He’s made me actually read the stories in the Bible — not the quick little verses — that not only help me, but show you how to help other people.”

Before we get to the snark, let me just say I’m not opposed to reading the Bible, studying the Bible, talking about faith and the meaning of God’s word. So Miley believes in God, and she studies her Bible. Good for her. But the whole idea of a 16-year-old who prances around semi-n*de - and who dates a 20-year-old “underwear model” poseur - talking about her Bible studies with her boyfriend, there’s just something wrong.
Oh yeah, Miley? Have you come across any passages that relate to pre-marial relation with an older man chosen for you by your pimp-like father?
"Marriage is honorable in all and the bed undefiled, but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge." - Hebrews 13:4

"To avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife and every woman have her own husband." - Corinthians 7:2

"But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion." - I Corinthians 7:9

"And thou shall take a chill pill when it comes to fame, which can be fleeting and entirely based on the marketing of a certain mouse-themed company; thou should also not make fun of Asian people." - The Hollywood Gossip, 11:32.